According to [the Frisky blogger] Amelia, anal sex is one of the things men love that women just don’t understand. Well, guys love the booty and they love doin' the butt even more than chicken wings, gadgets, and boobies combined! While Dr. V [of the Frisky] has been teaching all of us how to have anal sex, not everyone is down for that kind of lesson. Now I don't want to seem uptight, I know it's perfectly safe and, in some cases, really effective. But personally, I've already been schooled in anal and although I flunked the final exam, I refuse to retake the class again, if you know what I mean. So, here's how I’ve gotten out of doing that kind of homework over the years with my 7 Excuses To Get Out Of Anal Sex:
1. Birth Defect: This one is my infallible favorite. How's he going to question a medical problem in your tush? Most guys won't ask for all the gory details because it sounds like a whole mess of TMI. Although, if you’re dating a doctor, you may want to go with #'s 2-7 (especially #6).
2. Indian Or Mexican Food: "Sorry baby, I ate some Vepam-Poo Rasam for lunch." Poo is friggin' in the name—nuff said!
3. Backed Up: Okay, so I know [the Frisky blogger] Wendy told us to never tell a dude you're constipated, but desperate times call for desperate measures! It should get you out of stuffing more back there.
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