4) Jennifer Aniston is dating whom now? Jennifer Aniston has been America's Sweetheart since Friends. Her fairytale (and nightmare) relationship with Brad Pitt captivated us. We were all hoping that she could just find the right guy. She was seen on the town with a number of eligible dudes but settled, then unsettled and apparently resettled with singer-songwriter-sillypants John Mayer.
3) LiLo kissed a girl, seemed to enjoy it. Lindsay Lohan has seen her fortunes rise and fall like an old 19th century prospector with a gambling problem. But she found succor, stability and safe harbor from a string of one-night stands in the form of Samantha Ronson. Her relationship with the English DJ hasn't kept the paps off her back but seems to have kept her out of trouble. Some allege we (the media and public) are being had.
2) Ellen and Portia get hitched. During the summer a panel of judges lifted a ban on gay marriage in California only for Proposition 8 to slam the prohibition back into place. In the meantime, TV personality Ellen Degeneres married long-time girlf Portia de Rossi in a small ceremony. We'll have to wait and see on what the ultimate repercussions on Prop 8's passing are.
1) Madonna is only on second divorce? It can't come as a huge surprise that a woman constantly "evolving" as an artist and a woman would have a hard time staying in a relationship. But the way her split from Guy Ritchie has played out is bizarre and smacks of weird power plays. We now know that the kids are kept on a tight leash and that Guy refused to be kept on an equally taut tether. New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez's involvement made the whole affair even weirder.