3. Just skip the thongs.
Unless your lady wears a thong every day, skip this potentially-problematic gift. Some women enjoy teeny-tiny thongs, but other women much prefer the comfort of bikini-cut panties. Take it from us, thongs are uncomfortable to the un-converted and your special girl likely will not start wearing oa piece of fabric up her crack just because you bought it for her. And take the Times of London's advice, too: "If you even suspect that she thinks her bottom is too big, don't buy her a thong. Every bum looks big in a thong."
All tip-top advice! Won't your share your additional lingerie-shopping wisdom in the comments section below?