Amanda Bynes Sexes Up Lauren’s Ex

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Amanda Bynes Sexes Up Lauren’s Ex
Talented star recently seen dating Lauren Conrad's reject, Doug Reinhardt.

Well, there’s plenty of drama spilling over from The Hills and it’s caught poor Amanda Bynes.  According to Perez Hilton, the starlet has recently been seen spending a lot of time with Lauren Conrad’s “ex”, Doug Reinhardt.  The two evidently met a little before the holidays at Hollywood nightspot Teddy’s and have been seen spending a lot of time together ever since. 

Here’s the funniest part of this whole story. Doug has his own website and Perez was able to grab a statement from the site: “Doug Reinhardt is a gentleman with a strong drive for success in all aspects of his life. His sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking. Doug has always had strong morals and set his goals early in life.”

I don’t know about the rest of you, but most guys who have to take out a website to prove what a wonderful person they are usually fall into the douchebag, er bad boy category.  What does an at best C-list reality celebrity need with a website?  His “charm is breathtaking”? Ew…isn’t this the guy that went on a date with Stephanie Pratt (Spencer’s sister) behind Lauren’s back?  I would question those strong morals in that case.

 Single ladies, we’ve got to say a word to the wise: if he’s been on a reality television show, especially anything on MTV, we’re going to advise you to look elsewhere.  They may seem a little cuter because they‘ve been on television, but in the end, they may not exactly have your best interests at heart.  We don’t even advise dating them if they’re actually on the show with you or you might wind up a tragic laughing stock (see: Pratt, Spencer and Montag, Heidi).

 How does this translate to real life? There’s always the really popular guy in your crew who looks really cute, never seems to want to commit to a girl for very long and is always “upgrading” – dating girls who are richer, prettier and more popular than the rest of them.  He’s usually the life of the party and his motto is “bros before hos.”  This is the man you avoid at all costs.

 We wish Amanda all the best but she’s a smart cookie. We don’t expect this one to last very long.