How To Stay Not-Pregnant: Booty Caller Alerts

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How To Stay Not-Pregnant: Booty Caller Alerts
"Ovulation alerts" can warn you of the days you could get pregnant.

We like our standard booty calls to be our hottest, most-talented-in-the-bedroom ex-boyfriend.

But The Booty Caller, text messages from babycenter.com to alert us when we're ovulating and likeliest to get pregnant, is a close second!

The Booty Caller will text you about your fertility status 18 times, 3 times per menstrual cycle. It's a free service but you must register with the site to get the goods. You'll receive messages like "Your fertile window opens today and lasts 5 more days" or "Today is your last fertile day! If you get pregnant during this cycle, your due date will be on or around 6.25.2009." If you're trying to get pregnant, you now know when to attack your partner when he or she gets home.

But if you two are NOT trying to get pregnant, it's still brilliant. For those of us with  no intentions of making beh-behs anytime soon, The Booty Caller could be a organizational godsend. Who has the time or good sense to keep track of ovulation in your daily planner, anyway? But now, like a Boy Scout, you can be better prepared to triple-bag it (kidding) or perhaps try the backdoor instead.

Especially if we're going to play Russian roulette by having condomless sex (which may or may not be the new engagement ring!), we want to know precisely when we're going to get shot.

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