And that's the way the cougar crumbles. According to Celebitchy (and this is sort of old news, supposedly 4 months old), the former wife of billionaire millionaire Donald Trump has tired of her plaything and is moving on to greener pastures. So, all of you who had "never-ever" in your Ivan Trump – Rossano Rubicondi marriage death pool, we're sorry. We'd have bet the chasm between how much Donald says he's worth and his actual, liquid value on these 2 going the distance.
What went wrong? We think it may have started with that time that the po-po was called to end a domestic squabble between the 2 or it may have been Rossano Rubicondi's dalliances while filming Italy's I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Whatever the case, we don't feel the least bit badly betting this gang was going to show this crazy world a thing or 2. But it wasn't in the cards. Was he too young for her? Granted, it makes us incredibly uncomfortable to call a 36-year old man a boytoy, but Ivana is pushing 60. There are some moves that a man in his mind 30s would consider de rigueur that hadn't been invented when Ivana was in her prime. It's got to be tough to have to read books on the side just to keep up.
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But fret not, Trumperinos. The woman who once famously said "Don't get mad… get everything," is already back in the saddle. According to the New York Daily News, she may have been hanging out with an even younger dude while Rubicondi was on reality TV. Plus the Daily News wins the award for best copywriting with the headline: "Ivana Trump Finally Crosses The Rossano Rubicondi." Gotta love the Julius Caesar references. We would have been pleased with a joke about condiments or Condoleezza Rice and Rush & Molloy go Rome on us, nice. Rubicondi alleges that she was getting down with 23-year old model Marius Rusovici while he was doing the reality TV run. Twenty-three is barely out of short pants. This will be the fourth divorce for the former Mrs. Donald Trump, she's on her way to being the female Larry King or a blonder Liz Taylor.
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But our favorite part of the whole deal is her flippant justification for the split, "Rossano wants to live in Miami and work in Milan," ... "But, I am a New Yorker and my family, friends and businesses are here. As the beautiful song says, 'Que sera sera." Lady, you still got it.