I hope everyone’s done digesting their food from the Thanksgiving holidays because this piece of news might be slightly nauseating. Just Jared reports that Sienna Miller reunited with her ex, still married actor Balthazar Getty, in London yesterday. The two were spotted at London members-only hotspot Groucho’s to celebrate the launch of the club manager’s book and were seen leaving together at 2:30 a.m. Hmm, considering we know Sienna was just seen with Josh Hartnett recently having a flirty good time, it looks like Balthazar has decided to pursue.
Let’s back up for a second here. Now, does this mean that Balthazar left his wife and kids for the holiday to pursue Sienna halfway around the world? I don’t buy that he just happened to be in London for Thanksgiving for a book party. What a sweetheart, leaving your family behind. Good luck explaining this whole situation to your dejected children years from now.
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On the other hand, you’ve got to hope that his wife has finally just had it with him. When someone makes this much of a mockery of your marriage, when they are willing to frolic half-naked with another woman and generally flaunt the fact that they are moving on, you’ve got to understand, it’s time to let go. I mean, let’s get real: what good are you doing your children to watch you suffer through this kind of public embarrassment? Honey, you’ve got the upper hand all the way in court and there are some creating things you can do with a cheating husband, but this calls for divorce. Just take your California-allotted half of all he’s worth, stick it to him for everything he’s got and sue for sole custody of the children and when they bring up character, show them the photos of Balthazar and Sienna from the tabloids. The paparazzi have actually done you a favor! Listen to Ivana Trump: “Don’t get mad, get everything!”
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As for Sienna, affairs with married men, even if they are estranged from their wives, are NEVER a good idea. I still have no idea if this has even remotely crossed your mind, but you know that if he did this to his wife, he might do this to you, right? You’re a talented actress but it seems like in the personal life arena, you might have some unresolved issues. How about a little time out to figure yourself out before you wind up with worse PR drama than you already have?
Stay tunes, folks. I’m pretty sure this isn’t the last we’ll see of this story.