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Man Bites Girlfriend, Blames Mars Bar Addiction

Sugar addiction blamed for anger over "Bridget Jones panties."

He said "gimme some sugar, baby"...but he wanted a Mars Bar.

Marco Fella, 38, of England, bit his girlfriend because he felt angry she wore big Bridget Jones panties instead of thong underwear. And he blamed his sugar addiction!

Fella told the judge he noshes 10 Mars Bars a day and the sugar addiction's got him high-strung. So he attacked his 34-year-old live-in girlfriend two times in 10 days: first by throwing a doggie chew toy at her and then by biting her.

The Daily Mail reports:

He said he became aggressive if he did not get enough sugar but has now started an anger management course.

We should think so! That's the silliest excuse for domestic violence we've ever heard!

 

 

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Airen Married polyamorous, committed, intimate, free
Posted November 10, 2009

Hmmmmm sounds like the twinkie defence...I needs me a mars bar. Where's that man 'o mine I need something to chew on :) It doesn't even fit just plain old stupid.

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nubiancoco Single
Posted January 16, 2009

HONEY TURN AND RUN DONT WALK THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG HERE.

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