Forbes (Incorrectly) Names Hollywood's Top Tots

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Forbes (Incorrectly) Names Hollywood's Top Tots
Suri Cruise tops the list of Tinsletown's toddlers, but you'll never guess who was left off.

Forbes.com released its list of Hollywood's Hottest Tots last week with Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt leading the pack.  We're not surprised since the two year old cuties are arguably as famous as their popular parents, but the list had several other shockers. 

First, why is a money site so interested in celebrity babies?  It seems that during times of financial crisis Americans turn to the glamour of Hollywood and their idyllic lives as a sort of escape (think Shirley Temple during The Great Depression).  

More importantly than why of this list is the who—as in who made it into the top ten.  We were surprised by some of the other choices on the list, not to mention the disturbing imagery conjured up by connecting the words "hottest" and "tots" (ewww . . . ).   For those of you who want to deny yourself a slideshow of adorable children, here's the list:

 

  1. Suri Cruise (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes)
  2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
  3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
  4. Pax Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
  5. Sam Alexis Woods (Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Woods)
  6. Cruz Beckham (David & Victoria Beckham)
  7. Matilda Rose Ledger (Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams)
  8. David Banda (Guy Richie & Madonna)
  9. Sean Preston Federline (Kevin Federline & Britney Spears)
  10. Sam Sheen (Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards)

Um, excuse us but did Forbes really just put  Zahara at number 3 and Pax at number 4? We think the site has little to no clue as to how famous Tinsletown's tots really are.  After all, Maddox has had more ink spilled about his mohawk than Zahara and Pax combined.  Ok, so the list was limited to kids under five, but how does Forbes explain the absence of Gwen Stefani's little rocker Kingston or Jennifer Garner's budding actress Violet?  So, for your reading pleasure, YourTango has pulled together a list of who we think are the most famous celebrity kids.

  1. Suri Cruise (Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes)
  2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
  3. Maddox Jolie-Pitt (Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie)
  4. Kingston Rossdale (Gavin Rossdale & Gwen Stefani)
  5. Violet Affleck (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner)
  6. Matilda Rose Ledger (Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams)
  7. David Banda (Guy Richie & Madonna)
  8. Sean Preston Federline (Kevin Federline & Britney Spears)
  9. Rocco Ritchie (Guy Ritchie & Madonna)
  10. Harlow Winter Kate Madden (Joel Madden & Nicole Ritchie)

Do you agree with our choices, or was Forbes.com right on the money?  Let us know your thoughts below!

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