Wow. When put that way, maybe we're carving out more trouble for ourselves in the long run by waiting so long to have kids. Maybe we should just swallow our pride and pop 'em out now. Take advantage of our fertile, limber bodies while we're young and energetic.
Nah. Bikini season will be here in no time and we're already saving for that trip to Bora Bora.
Maybe next year.