And Then A Bunch Of Celebrities Broke Up

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Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling
Marilyn Manson, Jaime Pressly and McAdams / Gosling are all freshly single.

Though these Canadians don't have a dog in the fight, being Canadian and all, maybe Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were just holding off for the vote too. While StarPulse says that conflicting schedules and control issues caused the breakup, we think that they may have other reasons. What if they were planning on fleeing back to Canada if Barack Obama lost? At that point, they're the 2 most attractive people in the whole of the great white north. But back Stateside, they're almost replaceable. Is there another couple that's as adorable? Probably not, though Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon will have to suffice. We need to figure out a way to get Ginnifer Goodwin and Shia LaBeouf in the same place at the same time or, failing that, Amanda Bynes and Michael Cera (or McLovin, we're not picky). We do know that the phrase "like McAdams loves Gosling" really lost a lot of meaning for us today.

Did the election cause any breakups for you or your circle? Holler at us.

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