And the nicest news of the day, according to MarketWatch, a bridal shop is giving wedding gowns away to members of the military or women with fiancés in Iraq or Afghanistan. Supplies are limited and seem to be on an as-needed basis. Let's hope that whoever wins today remembers to take care of these men and women as they return home.
Dresses for military brides, recycled sex and positions on gay marriage.
Even if you only have basic cable, you can still get some booty. Just tune into Modern Family and tell yourself that you're watching it "for the jokes."