Kate Moss & Billy Zane's Exes Want Back?

Kate Moss & Billy Zane's Exes Want Back?

Kate Moss & Billy Zane's Exes Want Back?

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Gossip Girl shows Kelly Brook and Pete Doherty how to breakup right.

Yo-yo dating is a big pet peeve of ours. Our peanut brains can barely handle it. Yes, it takes a few times to breakup. Sure, the sex was probably good so a little bit of double dipping is reasonable. And maybe some people realize that the grass wasn't so green over yonder and would prefer to reconcile. But for the most part going back is just about not being alone or the prospect of finding a new, um, prospect is too daunting. End of diatribe.

It looks like British actress Kelly Brook is not totally over the Billy Zane era, per Monsters And Critics. It looks like the buxom Brit is dating other dudes just to make BZ jealous. We read somewhere else that a reconciliation is assured if he just said those 3 words that all women love to hear, "I was wrong." We're not sure if The Phantom has ever been wrong about anything or sorry for a thing he's ever done including starring in The Phantom. Anyone who reads this space knows that we hold Billy Zane in high regard but a pretty cool guy would settle this once and for all: in or out, Ani DiFranco?

Holy Moly is reporting that Pete Doherty has rethought a number of things and would like to please bet back with Kate Moss. As a personal favor, can someone please help Pete Doherty get back with Kate Moss? Seriously, was her relationship to The Kills frontman Jamie Hince for real? And was it a coinky-dink (ugh) that Pete Doherty announced his engagement a week after Kate Moss last fall? We think not. These two skinny, British bastards were made for each other.

 

Sure, he's a terrible influence on her. And, yeah, she's probably an enabler. But clean him up a bit, find the O'Douls of hardcore narcotics, slap a tux on his narrow shoulders, and he can probably make it through a wedding ceremony. After that, does anyone even really keep track of these things? Kids are probably not a good idea. Whoa, he almost had us pulled in. And we've never even been locked in his hypnotic, tractor beam eyes. Kate Moss should suck it up and marry Rhys Ifans with a quickness to keep from falling back into the fun club.

And finally, on Gossip Girl last night (not that we watch that show but this is a spoiler), a few yo-yo relationships ended for good now. Lily van der Woodsen (now Lily Bass) thought she could waltz back into Rufus Humphrey's life just because Bart Bass was in Asia on business. But Rufus has had his fill of getting jerked around and throws her out. And it looks like their kids, the holier-than-thou Dan Humphrey and the incredibly patient Serena van der Woodsen are over for good. He humiliated her on the first day of school, was not properly contrite about the whole thing (they seldom are on his side of the tracks, right?), and now has woken a sleeping giant.

While we don’t think things between Rufus and Lily and Serena and Dan are over for good, it looks like they’ve decided to cut the crap, cut the yo-yo strings, and get on with their lives. Too bad for Lonely Boy that everyone in the school is terrified to befriend him lest they suffer the wrath of a van der Woodsen woman (10% less terrifying than the wrath of a Sugarbaker woman).