Yo-yo dating is a big pet peeve of ours. Our peanut brains can barely handle it. Yes, it takes a few times to breakup. Sure, the sex was probably good so a little bit of double dipping is reasonable. And maybe some people realize that the grass wasn't so green over yonder and would prefer to reconcile. But for the most part going back is just about not being alone or the prospect of finding a new, um, prospect is too daunting. End of diatribe.
It looks like British actress Kelly Brook is not totally over the Billy Zane era, per Monsters And Critics. It looks like the buxom Brit is dating other dudes just to make BZ jealous. We read somewhere else that a reconciliation is assured if he just said those 3 words that all women love to hear, "I was wrong." We're not sure if The Phantom has ever been wrong about anything or sorry for a thing he's ever done including starring in The Phantom. Anyone who reads this space knows that we hold Billy Zane in high regard but a pretty cool guy would settle this once and for all: in or out, Ani DiFranco?
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Holy Moly is reporting that Pete Doherty has rethought a number of things and would like to please bet back with Kate Moss. As a personal favor, can someone please help Pete Doherty get back with Kate Moss? Seriously, was her relationship to The Kills frontman Jamie Hince for real? And was it a coinky-dink (ugh) that Pete Doherty announced his engagement a week after Kate Moss last fall? We think not. These two skinny, British bastards were made for each other.
Sure, he's a terrible influence on her. And, yeah, she's probably an enabler. But clean him up a bit, find the O'Douls of hardcore narcotics, slap a tux on his narrow shoulders, and he can probably make it through a wedding ceremony. After that, does anyone even really keep track of these things? Kids are probably not a good idea. Whoa, he almost had us pulled in. And we've never even been locked in his hypnotic, tractor beam eyes. Kate Moss should suck it up and marry Rhys Ifans with a quickness to keep from falling back into the fun club.