Maybe It's My Little Ding-Dong


This SNL spoof of Gossip Girl rocks.

I'm well aware I'm just about the last twenty-something who lives in New York City who actually is sitting home on a Saturday night watching Saturday Night Live. But sometimes I'm rewarded with little gems like this spoof of the sex-drenched nighttime soap Gossip Girl.

(Note to out-of-towners: Murray Hill's a neighborhood in New York City just south of Midtown with a fratty milieu. It's populated by lots of recent college graduates who work in finance or law the kind of guy who—stereotypically— has a big ego and would want a big dick to go with it.  Hence a spoof of a Murray Hill man with a small penis is rather amusing.)


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