Remember Omarosa from the first season of The Apprentice? No? We don't either. But she's back nonetheless—at least on bookshelves where you'll find her face on the cover of the new book The B*tch Switch: Knowing How To Turn It On and Off, by Omarosa, of course. (Who does she think she is, Madonna?!) The book is about acceptance (she said the b-word, not us!) and control (not only is Omarosa a self-proclaimed b*tch, but she has the power to hold it in or let it rip… so she says).

Over-adorned with feminist clichés, the book focuses on survival tactics for women in the business world. For those who aspire to become well-rounded b*tches (at work and at home, that is) there are a wide range of W.W.O.D.'s (What Would Omarosa Do) on matters of the heart, and more. Check out this excerpt from The Bitch Switch (but keep in mind that Omarosa is still single):  

How to communicate in interpersonal relationships is vital—it's often the make-or-break factor in romance!

Let's take a very common situation that happens to every single woman. You're dating a guy you like and he calls one day and says, "Hey, what are you up to tonight?" I always respond, "Why do you ask?" If you don't have firm plans, but go on and on about all the things you have to do like, "Cleaning out my closets, and then I'm going to walk the dog and visit my mother," he'll be BORED!

When you eventually get around to asking why, he might have been planning to say something like, "Thought we'd see a movie." Some long drawn-out explanation of your busy life might make him think, "Oh, never mind—she's go too much to do." On the other hand, he might just be making idle conversation, so the answer is never, "Nothing; why?" You don't ever want to sound too eager and desperate. The correct answer is always: WHY DO YOU ASK?