10 Places To Have Sex Before You Die
Kick up the kink—leave the bed behind.
The Handjob Handbook authors' new book, 101 Places To Have Sex Before You Die (Simon Spotlight Entertainment, $13) hits shelves November 4. Old standbys like the airplane bathroom and the kitchen floor are mixed among more creative locales. The book provides tips and handy icons rating each locale on its levels of risk and exposure. If a place is especially conducive to same-sex partners (the gym, duh) or a bribe's likely required (backseat of a cab), Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James (pseudonyms, can you believe it?) have mapped that out for you, too.
Here, 10 Andy Dufresne-approved locations to help you "get busy living" before you "get busy dying."
1. Halloween party. Add the "boogey" to the man this Halloween. Normandy and St. James suggest you and your partner wear original costumes ideas to avoid groping the wrong Palin. Oh, you betcha! Good point.
2. The drive-thru. Tinted windows and long wait-times come in handy for this one.
3. The copy machine. After-work hours and weekends recommended. As is a good all-purpose glass cleaner.
4. The zoo. Just like they do on the Discovery Channel...
5. Ski lift. Screw the hot cocoa and warm up on your way up instead.
6. Via webcam. A no-brainer for LDRs. Normandy and St. James suggest Adult FriendFinder for lonely webcam-ers looking for love.
7. On horseback. Western saddle recommended, as is a docile horse. Inventive but dangerous.
8. Roller coaster. Thrilling but dangerous.
9. Hot-air balloon. Boring yet suprisingly still dangerous!
10. High school reunion. The authors make a special note to get this one done before the twentieth reunion. For a lot of reasons.
Discussion
Have U tried any of these MUST do's
Some other of my all-time favs: (in no particular order)
1) on the hood of a car as a passenger train rolls by;
2) in a crowded swimming pool- what's a few more waves;
3) hot tub- just align the jets in all da rite places;
4)in a strangers front lawn after midnite under a full moon;
5)at the beach- waves preferred but B careful of the sand!;
6)outside on a hot day loaded with Baby Oil- a must try
7)on a plastic sheet loaded with baby oil- don't rinse in a bathtub- you'll be slipping for weeks!!
8) a windy night/day- wet n breezy an awesome combo!
9)in a dressing room-preferrably one built 4 2
10)a wedding reception held on a boat
11)on your staircase when U R xpecting guests at anytime
12)at a laser light show- everyone is looking up while she goes down!
13)your bedroom U had as a child- brings all the fantasies 2 a climax!
14)in front of a series of mirrors- an EZ yet erotic one
15)oral while upside down- defy the laws of gravity
One's on my 2-Do List when I find the Rite girl:
1)in a display tent at a department store- erect a pole!- clean-up aisle 21 LOL
2)outside during a downpour- how dirty?!
3)on a Xerox machine- set # of copies to 500 and push COPY!
4)anywhere, anyplace, anytime
5)#1-15 above again
Ones I will never do:
1)in a cop car- if you can't do the time don't do the crime!
2)sky-diving;
3)roller-coaster- whats with dat?- if U don't synchronize your UPS & DOWNS it's a long way 2 fall!!!!
4)the church thing scares me unless it was my wedding day mayB- haven't I sinned Enuf?
5)any of the above alone!-LOL
What about outside in the park , or on your porch (if u have one) , or in the backseat of a car( or is that too cliche) , or even on the hood of the car!!
How would a rollercoaster work!? Id be so scared of falling off the ride!
The weirdest places ive done it was, behind the movie theater screen, in his moms car while I watched fireworks out the back window (4th of July), and at an elementary school while it was open..
I have plans for a church someday (hopefully soon)
I can't believe they didn't mention the all time favorites. In an elevator, in an airplane, and on a secluded beach. My wifes and mine all time favorite is in the banana patch. We have a stand of bananas out in the front of the property over on one side. Although the property is two acres-it is only about 30 feet from the highway. There are about 30 bananas planted in a circle with a clearing in the middle(I planted them that way for a reason). Although there is also a red cedar hedge that is about 8 feet tall additionally seperating the property from the road- if a driver had a sharp focused eye they would be able to see us(we can see them!) through the foliage. That does add an additional element of excitement to it. We have never done it in a ski-lift(that sounds a little too confining--even more so than the lavrartory on a 747) but did do it on the cable car(gondola) over Disney World.
ski lift sounds very dangerous, more so than hot air ballon (at least there is a floor to prevent you from falling.
Darwin award?
How about in your old bedroom at your parents house where you grew up?? That would be wild and wierd.
those places seem boring. the wiredest place i had sex was in the car but in the parking lot of a day care lol it was closed for the day lol
Never, never,never, ever say impossible!!!! Use your imagination and all your dreams will c*m true. My fav was on the hood of a car in the Expo 86 parking lot as a passenger train strolled on bye-bye. Or perhaps it was a crowded swimming pool with hundreds of people getting wet in all the wrong places. Or perhaps it was on someone's front lawn on a hot breezy summer night under the full moon -If there isnt a man on the moon there was certainly a woman's moon under the moon that evening. Enough- I'm gonna write my own book! By the way the best clothing stores are those that have fiting rooms built 4 2 with NO limit to the number of items that U both have no intention of trying on!!!!!!
