Beating Is Cheating? Seriously?
Are they serious? Is masturbating infidelity?
While we'll probably never know what's up with David Duchovny's addictions or predilections (though someone should have guessed from his involvement with Red Shoe Diaries and Californication), his situation has really effed some things up for dudes. Guys won't ever get the benefit of the doubt again when someone walks in on them using the computer and hears them say, "oh my God, this isn't what it looks like," even if they're just blogging about Star Wars (not the sci-fi story but the Strategic Defense Initiative). Meanwhile, my friend Emma just updated her Facebook with plans to beat it to Gillian Anderson tonight. That sounds about right.
Hey if you're in the New York Area and want to see me get grilled by Liz Tuccillo (co-author of He's Just Not That Into You), hit up the 92nd Street Y (in Tribeca) at 8 PM tonight (October 23rd).
Because we love things that are hilarious, check out the video for "David Duchovny Why Won't You Love Me?" from Bree Sharp (not his wang). Sorry about the video quality, pick up your game YouTubers.
Discussion
I just know my man does not want me using my vibrator without him around. However, he can barely keep up with me sexually, so I would be a little upset if he masturbated.
If it weren't for missing out on sex, I would just want him to be open about it, and then it would be okay with me.
It's only cheating if when you do it you're thinking of someone other than your husband, wife, or mate. Like in recalling a sexual encounter with someone other than your current partner. Now that's the truth RUTH, and that's a fact JACK!
cheating is when you'd rather be doing it by yourself than with your partner. not including him/her is cheating!
Very interesting. To me, cheating is breaking a rule or agreement that the lovers agreed on. xo
