Ohmigod. The new Agent Provocateur ad campaign, "Season of  the Witch" is out and it's a gothic orgy! Inspired by tableaux vivant (French for living picture), the campaign features slinky garters-clad women squeezing pomegranates, wielding skulls and  leather whips and making virgins into slaves.

The best part is on the Agent P website where they've created a choose your own adventure-style video through the white, turreted mansion (very NSFW) where the illicit party is ongoing. In our scene we followed the virgin, took a bite of a pomegranate, and eventually became a slave. We failed to save the virgin (What was her fate? Deflowering? Death by pomegranate seed?) but ended up amidst red lipstick and kohl-lined eyes, close-ups of bare flesh, writhing bodies and ripe, juicy fruits, so really, it didn't end badly.