Blast from the past, MTV fans. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are still out there doing their stuff. They're showing up for stuff and hanging out with each other. Um, there was a rumor that they were offered a reality show but Nick Lachey had been down that path before and decided that discretion would be a good idea.
And now, Ace Show Biz reports, the lack of appearances by the 2 of them may be a result of some uneasiness between the 2 of them. A few instances involving chain-restaurant-related spats seem to be the rationale behind this. Uh, who hasn’t gotten into a fight with their girlf while at the Cheesecake Factory? The menu alone is enough to make us want to reach across the table and shake someone for bringing us here. There are too many options and most of them seem like they could be delicious. And you know the portions are going to be huge. Then you ask, "Hey, why don't we just split a meal and an appetizer?" And they're like, "I want the penne pasta. You hate it." And you’re all, "Fine, I know you’re not going to eat it all, but please don't freak out when I ask for a to-go bag." And then they say, "Whatever, cheapskate. I'm saving room for dessert, it's not the Pasta Factory." And you reply, "You're going to have like 3 bites of pasta and half your cheesecake and then pretend that you’re stuffed. Then you’re going to roll your eyes when I get the to-go bag. They you're going to start eating it cold when we get home because you 'just want a snack' and you're going to flip out when I offer to heat it up for you and say that I;m accusing you of getting fat. It happens every, single time." And she shoots back, "You're just mad because people told you that you're the next Justin Timberlake but you're starting to realize that's never going to happen." And you want to say something about being more than just a 'video jockey' (whatever the the hell that means) but just decide to bite your tongue and avoid the fight, you've still got that battling choir show.