OK, maybe it was more of an amalgamated parody of those Budweiser super powers commercials and the fake intimacy that the Valtrex commercials give us. Either way, it was better than the movie Jumper. All we know is that we've been to that space between jumps and it reminds us of watching a David Lynch movie filmed through a hotel door peephole while mainlining Afghani smack. Or, you know, not totally unpleasant. Honestly, if you have to have the Herp, you might as well have sweet powers though we would prefer to be a shapeshifter.
This piece of paradise is about as remote as it gets, and can only be reached by private boat. Located near the small fishing village Ruarwe on the northern shore of Africa's Malawi lake, this eco-lodge is surrounded by cascading waterfalls, mango trees, and jungle canopies. Their restaurant and bar lies within the granite boulders of an ancient waterfall and is lush with vegetarian snacks as well as a myriad of fresh fruit alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks.
Between Nkhata Bay and Chitimba, Boghoyo, Malawi
Photo: Lake Paradise