Joining the Mile High Club

Joining the Mile High Club
Self Denver? Does sex in the mile high city mean you've joined the club?

Last night was the start of the Democratic Convention. Did you watch it? What did you think of Kennedy's surprise appearance? And what about Michelle Obama's speech? (And her dress? Love Buzz knows some people who wished it were a little fancier and a little less "off-the-rack-at-Wal-Mart.")

But we have something more important to discuss than politics. With all the convention coverage we've been reading we noticed journalists referring to Denver as the "Mile High City." A quick trip to Wikipedia reveals that Denver is 5,278 feet elevation and a mile is (cue Mrs. Bond in 3rd grade) 5,280 feet--close enough. So, the $64k question is this: If you have sex in Denver are you a member of the Mile High Club?

For those of you not in the know (though if you've gone through middle school in America you're probably familiar with the phrase), the Mile High Club refers to the select group of individuals who have had sex in an airplane, presumably a mile above the earth.

But! A jog through the memory to our last red-eye back from San Francisco tells Love Buzz that planes fly at about 30,000 ft, or 5 to 6 miles high. So if nookie in an airplane is really the 5 or 6 Miles High Club, maybe going all the way in Denver is the only legitimate way to join the Mile (singular) High Club.

What do you think?


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