Now There's PG Porn

Now There's PG Porn

Now There's PG Porn

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James Gunn presents porn... without all that gross sex.

I don't suppose anyone out there saw Orgazmo? You're not alone if you haven't. It was from the South Park dudes (Trey Parker and Matt Stone). It was about a young Mormon boy who became a porn star. His porn persona was that of super hero Orgazmo. Porn legend Ron Jeremy also made an appearance. The film featured no nudity and few "adult situations" (like drinking coffee or getting a mortgage). A lot of viewers were probably less than thrilled.

Looking back, the funny thing about porn is how contrived the situation is (though amateur porn attempts to correct this). From a ha-ha standpoint, the dongs, boobs, vajayjays, and assorted positions aren't terrible. But the need to set the mood with a silly story really makes the whole thing go (as far as giggles are concerned). Kevin Smith is banking on this when Zack And Miri Make A Porno (ZAMMAP) hit theaters on Halloween. Though ZAMMAP did struggle to get down to an R rating, due to nudity, language, and "adult situations," it still ain't Vincent Gallo's The Brown Bunny.

At any rate, porn (the weird stuff that you can't send through the mail withstanding) is inherently funny. That's why, according to Reuters, Sean, James, and Brian Gunn (but not style maven Tim Gunn, as far as we know) started a site called PG Porn. You may remember James Gunn as Jenna Fischer's ex. They throw together the awful acting and kooky plots of pornos with no actual sex or nudity. The first clothed flick has a real porn star, Aria Giovanni, and a regular actor, Nathan Fillion (from Firefly and Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along). Enjoy Nailing Your Wife:

So far so good. The site has a few issues but the Porn Names video should be pretty funny. Finally, porn you can watch with your kids.

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