Hollywood's most precious, mid-30s couple, Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, are having another baby. According to iVillage, Jennifer Garner confirmed the new addition to Access Hollywood the other day. This second kid (gender undisclosed) will join the adorable Violet in a safe, wonderful, loving home. This is especially blessed news as there were rumors and innuendos a few short months ago that there was some marital strife in the Garner-BenAffleck home. We can only assume that these slanderous statements were the work of some nefarious hater (possibly Matt Damon). We're glad they worked things out and are L I V I N, man. This is what you get for making it on your own merits and not riding someone's coattails. Congrats, Ben and Jen.
Please don't read into anything that we grouped Ricky Martin, Matt Damon, and Ben Affleck in the same post, they're all just having or have had kids. Yep, no inference whatsoever, outside of the children thing. Thoughts? Reactions? Jokes? And because everyone likes videos, here's Jimmy Kimmel effing Ben Affleck.