Introducing Tomfoolery

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Introducing Tomfoolery

NEB: Non-Essential Boner, a spontaneous erection with little or no stimulus, the bane of young men and the envy of middle-aged men
Not A Home Wrecker: Sienna Miller
Not that I watch that show: I love that show
Prett-y: Very (from Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm)
A Pretty Cool Guy: Billy Zane (from Zoolander)
Pretty Tony: Tony Romo
Satyriasis: Nymphomania in a male
ScarJo: Scarlett Johansson
A Spade: A dude that does unbelievably well with the ladies despite appearances; "call a Spade a Spade" is a compliment
Svenborgia: A place in Europe that only rich people know about (30 Rock)
Wait For It: Inserting ‘Wait for it’ between syllables of words adds some sweet emphasis, NPH from How I Met Your Mother invented this
Walk of pride: Owning a walk of shame
Yo-Yo Dating: On-again, off-again dating

We’ll be adding to the list regularly. Let me know if you got any ideas.
 

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