When Weddings Go Wrong
This week in wedding disasters, glass; stabbing; lightning and tasers.
a)Â Train your waitstaff in Capoeira (a martial art that looks like dancing). When they fend off shards of glass and shivs aimed at the jugular everyone will think they're boogying down.
b)Â Wear rubber boots the morning of your wedding. Keeping up your perfect pedicure is less important than reducing electrical conductivity.
c) Install metal detectors and mandatory pat-downs for all who enter the reception. Don't let cops, uniformed or undercover, spoil your perfect night, even your reception ends in a fight.
Good luck!
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