Ahahaha. Have you heard about the Sarah Palin porn?

Back in September posts popped up on Craig's Lists job boards in various cities soliciting a "Sarah Palin look alike for adult themed video production." Yesterday The Daily News reported that Hustler was behind the ads and this morning Radar published the actual first scene of the film, which you can read here. (In a subsequent post Radar swears that the script is "100 percent genuine and not in any way made up.") Here's Love Buzz's favorite part:

PALIN: My oh my. That's quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.

JOE: I have a big hammer.

PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America's diverse tools, big and small. They're what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.

Read the whole thing. Seriously. Our managing editor is currently speechless with laughter.

The Hustler press packet, received by Radar, revealed that the flick will be called Nailin' Paylin, and the vice presidential nominee will be played by Lisa Ann. (Radar has her picture as well.) The film will feature five hardcore scenes including a threeway between Palin, Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton, and will show Sara Paylin having sex with Russians, who come knocking on her "back door."

Do you think Todd Palin will watch the film? How about Joe Biden? Would you watch the Sarah Palin porno film?