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Hot Dating Advice Here
Lighthearted, intelligent tips from a humorist who knows her stuff.

The second question is from a guy who wants to know if he can peep his girlfriend's hymen to make sure she's a virgin. Here's how Miss Info begins her counsel:

"Indulge me, if you will, in a little rhyme about the female anatomy:

 

Some hymens are visible,
Other hymens not.
Some hymens are stretchy,
Other hymens taut.
Some hymens are missing,
Other hymens intact.
My advice to you is . . .
Work on your trust issues, you control-freak imbecile! Stop obsessing over your girlfriend's sexual past!
"

Basically we think she's awesome and smart and silly and we're suckers for advice columns, especially ones written by savvy females.

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