Hot Dating Advice Here
By Sarah Harrison. Posted on .
Love Buzz would like to point Tango readers in the direction of Miss Information, Nerve's dating columnist and all-around funny girl. Penned by Erin Bradley, former dating blogger, present humor and life blogger, this weekly, clever advice is a must-read for all seekers of dating wisdom.
This week's column includes a question from a dude in a relationship who wants to know if he should meet up with this ex-girlfriend. Miss Info's (partial) answer;
"We are pleased to provide you full authorization for the aforementioned procedure, provided you do not suffer from any of the following pre-existing conditions:
Undiagnosed Ennui, with symptoms including but not limited to: restlessness, angst, or dissatisfaction with current job, relationship and/or living arrangement.
Low Love Levels, as characterized by an increase in the frequency or intensity of arguments with partner, a lack of sexual activity and/or daydreams about leaving.
Restless Glass Syndrome, i.e., the inability to modulate one's consumption of alcoholic beverages, particularly while in tenuous or volatile social situations."
The second question is from a guy who wants to know if he can peep his girlfriend's hymen to make sure she's a virgin. Here's how Miss Info begins her counsel:
"Indulge me, if you will, in a little rhyme about the female anatomy:
Some hymens are visible,
Other hymens not.
Some hymens are stretchy,
Other hymens taut.
Some hymens are missing,
Other hymens intact.
My advice to you is . . .
Work on your trust issues, you control-freak imbecile! Stop obsessing over your girlfriend's sexual past!"
Basically we think she's awesome and smart and silly and we're suckers for advice columns, especially ones written by savvy females.
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