Isaac Hayes Dies


Isaac Hayes Dies
The soul singer and South Park star will be missed.
  • The proper age to lose ones virginity is always 17, no ifs, ands, or buts.
  • That homosexuality is genetic (as with Stan's gay dog) and not something that can be tricked out of a person (or in this case an animal).
  • The importance of the clitoris in getting a woman to like you (as a man).
  • You can get AIDS or the Herp if you don't use a condom, but typically only during intercourse.
  • The Succubus exists and can seduce even the most vigilant of men, be cautious.
  • There is a time and place for everything and it's called college.
  • You can get any 2 things to mate, if they're drunk enough.

We'll really miss old Isaac Hayes. We're not really 100% sure what Scientologists believe happen after you die, it's either reincarnation, joining a self-aware bundle of energy, or something about a different planet, so we may see his likes again. The BBC reports that Hayes' death was possibly a medical condition related to his 2006 stroke.