Guess what? It looks like James Bond is getting unhitched according to the AP. Don't worry, Daniel Craig's didn't get a quickie marriage and annulment. George Lazenby, the second man to play James Bond is getting divorce from his wife of 6 years Pam Shriver. You may remember Shriver as a dynamite doubles player who partnered with Martina Navratilova (you better stop thinking that) in the 80's. Shriver now works as a tennis commentator and is distantly related to Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife Maria Shriver.
So that's when Martina nailed this winner past a diving Jana Novotna. It was incredible.
Must have been. I've only heard about Martina carrying you to 20 doubles titles about 5 million times.
And what have you done with your life, sport?
That's not fair. I played James…
Bond? Let me get this straight? You're comparing the 1 time that you pretended to be a secret agent to the 20 grand slam titles I won?
Lazenby breaks a bottle and starts waving it around.
This has been a long time coming, bitch.
Fade to black.
"Life can sometimes turn your greatest successes into your most crushing defeats!" - Will Ferrell as Harry Caray.
For the record, we're totally into On Her Majesty's Secret Service, doubles tennis, and resting on one's laurels when possible.
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