Is there a lesson? Let's see, there's don't cheat. That's a good one. There's don't f*ck with an Australian guy with a screw loose. That's right up there with don't get involved in a land war in Asia. There's also fighting fire with water only works on real life fires, not metaphorical ones. We suppose that's about it. We really wish this would have happened to Brett Ratner instead. He'd have just said, "yeah, that was me, my bad dude." And made Tommii Cosgrove the name of a limp-d*cked pedophile in the next Rush Hour movie if Cosgrove persisted.
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