I actually wasn't embarrassed by this, but...

Still living at home, came down stairs in the morning to fix some breakfast for me and my lady, who was a few steps behind me. As my mother sees me her first comment is;

"Your father doesn't move that fast for me any more!"

next, she sees my lady and tells her;

"And you...don't you know how to keep quite?"

My room is above our den, where my mother would, quite often, stay up till 3 in the morning playing games on-line, and our house has thin floors! I laugh my hiney off about it to this day! My gal at the time was mortified, but since I know my mom was just being playful in her own pervy way I laughed!

THE CAT WAS A MALE . DO YOU THINK MY BOYFRIEND WAS GAY AT THAT TIME. LOL

i was in bed with my very first boyfriend and he wanted to go down on me. he gave one lick then stopped, saying he didn't like the smell down there. i was mortified and have never asked another guy to go down on me since.

Oh I had a friend who went to her BFs parents for for the holidays. They wanted to show her a video of him when he was little. But when they put the video in and turned it on, it was some raunchy porn tape. And everyone was there Grandma. Grandpa. Uncles. Aunts. Cousins. The dad said, "That's not it." And turned it off. And no one said a word about it for the rest of the weekend.

we did it at a friends house in the bathroom during a party. we thought we were sneaky, but when we came out, everyone was staring. they heard us.

my embarrassing sex stories involve not being able to get it up. but that's just sad :)

this isn't technically a sex story, but about four years ago i was dating someone, and i brought him home to my parents for thanksgiving. my mother's birthday is december 2, so we were celebrating her 60th birthday. she usually doesn't drink but she did that night, and she started hitting on the guy i'd brought home! she and my dad divorced several years ago and she's dated a few people but here she was hitting on her daughter's boyfriend! i was beyond mortified. it's funny, because i think if it'd been someone else's mother i would have thought it was hilarious, but of course with my own mother i was embarrassed. so, typical me, i tried to make a joke out of it--i said something like, "hey mom, i bet dave would like to see your new bra--her boobs are huge," or something like that. and she actually stood up and made like she was going to the bedroom. my cousin had to stop her. so, needless to say, dave and i didn't make it to the new year.

Having roommates walk in back in college days! And they lingered -- what??