Sarah & Jimmy No Mas

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Sarah & Jimmy No Mas
It's a breakup for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

You've probably heard about this one already but it looks like America's favorite comedic couple, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel, decided to breakup. Per JustJared, Kimmel's rep confirmed the split and said, "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment." Eesh.

The couple had been together for 5 years and most recently released the videos for Kimmel's show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, in which Silverman and Kimmel sang about illicit sexual relationships with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, respectively. Those... were the good times.

Every comedian we know demands a ton of attention. Now imagine that you're the 2 of the most famous comedians in the world (or the most famous female comic and a dude with a self-titled network talk show). And it's often said that comedy comes from a dark place (which we're not 100% in agreement with but most comedians are weird mother-fathers) and Silverman just looks like she has a f*cking screw loose. So, it's probably for the best that these guys split before someone got his/her @$$hole glued shut or some other goof proved lethal. We wonder if Kimmel's show is going to have a misogynistic bent in the next few weeks or if he's going to try to work some Playboy models in to the schedule? There's no third direction.