The Daily Mail reports that the couple had been on the rocks, met up at a pub, some beer was accidentally spilled, words were exchanged, and this lady lunged, teeth bared:
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Despite his screams, [Croxon] refused to let go until her teeth had completely severed it.
She then spat the piece of bloody flesh on to the floor.
Fortunately a barman managed to rescue it and put it into an ice bucket.
Oh, my. I'm speechless.
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Her punishment? A fine of $2,500 and a year's worth of therapy. A slap on the wrist, I say. This is one of the grossest domestic violence stories I've ever heard. Who did this woman think she was, some kind of vigilante reverse-Van Gogh?
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