"Why do you act like this when SHE'S around? Not cool, bro."
"I'm judging your artsy fartsy engagement shoot right now."
"Ugh. Your love is making me nauseous."
"You didn't invite me to the wedding. Here's your PRESENT."
"I LOVE MOMMY. HANDS OFF MY MOMMY!"
"A wedding photo with the perfect upshot? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT."
"We've been posing for four hours. I'm so over it." "Me too."
"Oh hey, don't mind me. Just pooping on your wedding dreams."
"EXCUSE me! Pay attention to me!!"
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