A Celebrity Engagement Bonanza

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A Celebrity Engagement Bonanza
Djimon Hounsou, Evangeline Lilly, and Colin Ferrell may soon wed.

Celebrities are getting married like it's coming back in style. A fist to this non-monogamy business, eh fellas?

First off, Female First reports that Evangeline Lilly is back together with Dominic Monaghan. And the 2 Lost stars are thinking of making it 'official' very soon (in the next couple of years, what's the rush?) in Hawaii. We're OK at differentiating between people and the characters they play, nonetheless we would have a hard time settling down with either of these guys. First off, who would want to spend the rest of their life always looking over the shoulder for Johnny Law? Also, you just know that Sawyer and Jack are just waiting in the wings for you to mess up even microscopically. And the other guy is a heroin-addicted Hobbit. Best of luck with that combo. On the other hand, Driveshaft basically rocks and Skechers are comfortable, well-priced shoes. So, uh, they have that going for them.

Nicely-ish, sorta well done, Djimon Hounsou, a bit. According to Bossip, Kimora Lee "kind of" got an engagement ring from the handsome Beninese actor. Rock on, half-hearted romantic sentiment. Say what you will about Russell Simmons but that dude does not do anything half-assed. Def-Jam was pretty awesome, a lot of people seem to think Phat Farm was super cool, and he does yoga in the nude. Balls to the wall, bruh. In all fairness though Djimon Hounsou, was rockin' just tighty whiteys in that Calvin ad. Maybe the sorta engagement was a kinda a misunderstanding on Kimora's part. Congratulations-ish, gang.