Gwyneth Paltrow May Try Pregnancy Again

According to the goofballs over at The Superficial, actress Gwyneth Paltrow thinks she's going to use force to get herself pregnant again. This muscle isn't going to be used on Coldplay frontman Chris Martin or any other husband she may have, but on her body. Evidently, Gwyneth finds being pregnant uncomfortable but really digs the aftermath. (Or Apple-math, do you get it? Her daughter's name is Apple). So, in Paltrow's estimation getting pregnant is sort of the opposite of heroin; though they both start with a prick, smack saves the nausea for when you're coming down.

Hollweird is really doing a great job of fetishizing motherhood. It saved Nicole Richie from being a derelict, it got Ashlee Simpson out of her crazy house, J Lo stopped making music for a minute, it makes Gwyneth fulfilled and happy, and Christina Aguilera got huger boobs. Pretty much only Britney and Brooke Shields have suffered as a result of babymaking. Now if only they can figure out a way to make monogamous marriage cool, hip, and fulfilling.