This one flew in under the radar, but according to AM970, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is officially divorce. The Rock and wife Dany Garcia had been married for 10 years and are now doneski. They'll split custody of their daughter and The Rock will pay $22k per month in child support.
What you smell cooking is an extra quarter million in after-tax annual expenses or roughly what this beast must spend in waxing and muscle oil. So what happens now? Does The People's Champion starting nailing Hollywood starlets like Jack Nicholson (whichever one is the actor not the golfer) in 1985? Does he start wearing $500 shiny shirts to the Viper Room and convince naive, blonde Iowans that he can get them a job in modeling? Or does he just let himself go, start hanging out with Bill Murray, and convince a studio exec to bankroll an Entourage-style sitcom about professional wrestling? Whatever he does, some luck ladies are probably going to be introduced to the People's Wang real soon.
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No reasons were given for his divorce, though she was probably confused after seeing Southland Tales. Maybe The Rock just has a good sense of when to jump ship (look at rasslin' since he left). We'd like to think that "irreconcilable differences" is just code for Stone Cold Steve Austin.