In all seriousness, THE best V-day gift ANY girl can get her guy - get nekid for him.
If you aren't gonna get nekid with us, we don't want you to give us anything from you on V-day.
Getting girls to get nekid and sweaty with us is the only reason why we get good jobs to buy cars, watches or even clothes.
We hate V-day it b/c it makes us go buy more stuff while we are still paying off your X-mas gift.
That's the truth. Deal with it.
sorry to be anti-elizabethianist, but i f*****g hate the opera and ballet...
That guys is a megaloser. Her voice grates almost as much as Fran Dresher. This whole series is old school feminaztic. Feel free to "downthumb" I don't care
If you women really want to know what would be a grrrrreat gift for your boy friend or husband here it is...
Silence.
I would be her therapist only on the condition that she would swallow the rod, and pop out a child months down the line..
Peace with Geese..
Hey Catie, if you really want to give someone ballet tickets for Valentines then I might be willing to accept them :) Bonus points if they're for a performance by the London, Paris or Moscow ballet companies.





