We wonder what of the myriad of things that don't impress Shania Twain much that was the final straw for Mutt Lange. Was he particularly fond of his car? Did he think very highly of his own looks? Did he find his intellect to be particularly impressive? Anyway, KNX1070 is reporting that the Shania and Mutt Lange are divorcing after about 15 years in marriage. This could fuel a country comeback for Shania.
We wonder if that dingus Brad from Huckabees had anything to do with this. That stunt he pulled with the tuna fish sandwiches was retarded.
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Hachi-machi. According to the NY Daily News, John Cleese (star of Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, some Kevin Kline/ Jamie Lee Curtis vehicles) is paying $150,000 per month to his wife until their divorce gets settled out. Just to be clear, that’s a monthly payment for a pretty nice home. It's roughly equal to what someone would pay for a $27,000,000 home at 5% with no money down. The comic actor says, "It's going to be very, very expensive - but it will be worth every penny." This means war. Evidently, the issue is that Cleese made $21 million in the last six months as a result of a royalty check from Shrek The Third and a real estate deal. His can't-be-his-ex-soon-enough, Alice Faye Eichelberger, is looking for half his income since 1992, 2 homes, and to keep the same allowance that she's on (the $150,000 per month) as her divorce payout.
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This could easily dwarf the paltry $47 million that Paul McCartney paid to have Heather Mills removed. Either Eichelberger is out of her f*cking mind or Cleese pulled some foul sh*t. Or possibly a combination.
Oh, and if you're into 6 Degrees, Cleese was in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle with Cameron Diaz. She was in The Holiday with Jude Law. He was in I Heart Huckabees with Shania. Alternatively, Cleese was in The World Is Not Enough with Denise Richards. She was in Wild Things with Matt Dillon (with Kevin Bacon!). Dillon was in There's Something About Mary with Ben Stiller. He was in The Royal Tenenbaums with Owen Wilson. He was in The Darjeeling Limited with Jason Schwartzman. Schwarztman was in Huckabees. No Shreks, but lots of Cameron Diaz.