What NOT To Do At A Sex Party

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Orgy advice: your guide to getting it on at a party.

There are some things, however, you can never be fully prepared for. After an evening with the debauched and insatiably desirous, I learned a thing or two about what NOT to do.

Do NOT count on your hostess to provide you with the same vajayjay-friendly lube you ordered from Good Vibrations.
While it's not necessary to bring the entire contents of your naughty drawer, you should take along the basic accoutrements of safe and comfortable sex. A variety pack of glow-in-the-dark condoms should more than cover the "safe" aspect, while your favorite lube should cover the "comfortable." Some party venues provide guests with free condoms and tiny packets of lube at the door. Better to be safe than sorry, though, especially when a complimentary tube of kiwi strawberry Astroglide is barely sufficient to get you past second base. You may prefer to bring your own glycerin-free products anyway, particularly if your hoo-ha is extra-sensitive.

Do NOT let your skinny jeans come between you and a quick lay.
At my first party, I wore a snug pair of jeans, coupled with a boobtastic top that managed to make my 34Bs look more like 36Ds. My hubby couldn't keep his hands off me, and we eventually retreated to a dark corner for heavy petting and an attempt at full-on fornication. Lord, did I regret wearing those jeans. I didn't have any problems locating his most erogenous of zones, my clit was a bit more elusive. While crotchless panties aren't exactly my style but a sexy skirt would have given his ding-dong a greater chance of reaching my jelly roll. Next time you're suiting up for your local group grope, seriously consider the minidress. Sans panties.

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