I love all things animated, so it should come as no surprise that I chose to get my news that way (and I use the phrase news loosely). This clip is from the series Super News available on Current.com. This six minute cartoon is scary in how accurately depicts flirting, what passes for dating, and sex in the 21st century.
You have to hand it to Paris Hilton—she knows how to land an athlete.
Paris has been linked to professional boxer Oscar de la Hoya, football linebacker Brian Urlacher, professional skateboarder Chad Muska, football quarterback Matt Leinart, ice hockey player Jose Theodore, tennis player Andy Roddick and soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.