We found a funny little case of mistaken identity by way of psychoforlove.com that we couldn't pass up. (Excellent site, btw. You think you're a little "intense"? No, you're not. But these people are.)

Apparently, a New Mexico woman is being held in police custody for stabbing her BF. What's so special about that? Well, she tried to "shank" him (his words, not ours) because she was sure he was the male actor in the porn that they were watching. On a Wednesday. At 10:30 in the morning.

She allegedly stabbed him once and bit him before he took off down the street (in only his shorts), pleading with a 911 operator on his cell phone for help.

The woman is also facing child abuse charges, as she left her eight-month-old in the house unsupervised while she chased him down the street.

Honestly, sounds like the kid is better off all by his lonesome anyway. Yeesh.