A 'StarJones' is getting a divorce from one Al Reynolds, the TMZ is reporting. To paraphrase Star Jones, she shouldn't have made her business so public in the good times and wants a bit of a break from the scrutiny and media scorn. Fine with us, we're only tangentially aware of who she is, anyway. Tracy Morgan says that she's a lawyer and we read somewhere that she married a guy called Al Reynolds. We would have said that 'Star' is probably a stage name but one of our buddies' mom's name was 'Starla' and she got hit in the head with a baseball bat that a player inadvertently let go during a swing. So, it could be worse for Star Jones. She could have gotten divorced and hit in the head with an errant piece of sporting equipment. And that would have probably led to more public ridicule, we mean you, Joel McHale.
On another sad note along a similar vein, John Cleese is catching a divorce also. If you’re a fan of British humour you may know Cleese from Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and A Fish Called Wanda. If you are not a fan of British humor, you may credit Cleese as the guy that made your dork freshman year roommate quote Monty Python And The Holy Grail all the time.
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So, he's getting divorced from psychoanalyst . She wants their homes in London, NYC, and half his income since 1992. It’s really only fair that she gets the place in New York, if she’s to continue her psychoanalysis. According to the Daily Telegraph, Cleese has been married 3 times and is shocked by his wife's claims. Clearly, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.