Half of the First Daughters are set to wed.OMG. We forgot that one of the
The 14 bridesmaids and attendants (which represents a whopping 7% of the total guest count) will wear dresses by a Texas designer named Lela Rose (yep, don’t mess with Texas). And the MOH is her twin, Barb.
According to MSNBC, the Prez likes to joke that everyone involved would rather have his sign-off than his input (sounds about right). We wonder if VP Cheney is going to demand Primae Noctis, as is his right. We kiiiiiiiiiiiiiid. But seriously, that it going to be one hell of a bachelorette party. We feel sorry for the Secret Service guy that’s inevitably going to have to give them his boxers.