Navy Officer Part Of DC Hooker Ring

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Navy Officer Part Of DC Hooker Ring
An officer moonlighted as a high-priced call girl.

Naval Officer Call GirlWe need to pay military personnel more money. A naval officer testified as part of the DC madam trial. According to FoxNews, the Lt. Commander Rebecca Dickinson turned tricks for DC Madam Deborah Palfrey up until 2006. She liked the extra scratch and the money wasn’t bad either.

So, the Navy is a little embarrassed by this, she’s ‘on leave’ for the time being. Not as embarrassed as the Tailhook Scandal but still fairly embarrassed. We were wondering how an enterprising young lady would get into this business. According to the Washington Post, there are tryouts. It’s good to know that you can just fall ass backwards into the profession of sex worker.

We would imagine as soon as johns find out that Dickinson is a naval officer they demand that she picks them up and carries them in and out of doors listening to "Up Where We Belong." That would be awesome. What would be even more awesome would be if Sen. David Vitter got this treatment. What would be awesomest yet, would be for Dickinson not to lose her job. We’ll have to stay tuned on that one. We struggle with differentiating irony and coincidence, so is it ironic that she was earning more money per lay than all but her most senior superiors could ever hope to afford?

Note: An Admiral with 40 years of experience rakes in about $200k per year base salary.
Note 2: A Lt Cmdr with 8 years of experience pulls in about $5,000 per month, or as much as Ashley Dupre got for an hour on her back (or all fours or whatever).

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