In the quickest possible update to the Case Of Too Many Marios, Mario Lopez and Mario the singer each called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and mentioned the word respect a lot. It appears that Mario Lopez (AC Slater) is cool with R&B Mario’s dance floor chemistry (on Dancing With The Stars) with Karina Smirnoff, Lopez’s girlf. Nintendo Mario just ate a giant mushroom and is still ready to stomp both of them. Read more about this very respectful conversation at People, there’s something good in there about boxing champ Floyd Mayweather and Seacrest bows up.
Whew. The air has been cleared between Mario and Mario Lopez.
Even if you only have basic cable, you can still get some booty. Just tune into Modern Family and tell yourself that you're watching it "for the jokes."