Porn Camp To Open In Tampa

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Porn Camp To Open In Tampa
A camp in Tampa for porn and Posh's secret to slimness.

Courtney CummzWe’re not 100% sure how this could benefit your relationship (unless one of you wants to make very high quality home tapes) but porn star Courtney Cummz (sic) had her first porn camp last weekend in Tampa per the St. Petersburg Times. Evidently, the star of such classics as Boy Meats Girl 2, Just F*ckin’ 3 & 4, and Seymour Butts Flower Power figured that some folks want to know how to make their own porn. And, we’re guessing that the popularity of amateur porn is only going to increase this demand. We were under the impression that this camp was for people looking to learn how to nail (and get nailed, we suppose) like a porn star. It looks like practice will make perfect on that count. Nonetheless, 20-some odd people ponied up the $4,000 each to learn from one of the greats. We’re guessing that most of these folks were trying to get in on the commercial side, making a home tape doesn’t require all this hullabaloo.

In other odd and sex-related news, Posh Spice (Victoria Beckham) keeps trim “because I shag all day.” Classy. Keep in mind that “shag” is a synonym for f*ck to the across the pond folks. But we find this pretty hard to believe. Sex typically burns about 4 calories a minute. Or roughly equivalent to ping pong or marching in a marching band or raking. Diet and exercise are required to stay that slim and sometimes laxatives.

Read more from Digital Spy on Posh’s fitness routine…

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