That's where the tooth tattoo comes in. Unlike on skin, there's no hiding this dental work under a piece of clothing. Tooth tattoo artists have created likenesses of celebs such as David Letterman, Elvis (pictured) and Bob Dylan -- and for anywhere from $75 to $500, they could whip one up of you or your man, too.
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According to eHarmony.com, women focus on a man's teeth in deciding if they'd like to kiss him. Imagine leaning in for a kiss and catching your initials displayed next to his right cuspid. Tattoos are applied with a stain at 1775 degrees, and if things go south, dental artists claim removal takes but 20 minutes.
Move over, gold grill. There's a new pearly white frill in town.