One thing is a fact: women and men sometimes have a hard time communicating with each other. Gross understatement? Agreed. Sometimes it’s as if we all speak different languages in terms of showing our love and sometimes we just have no idea what the other one means. Hopefully the video above helped a little. And how did that dork get such a hot chick? That is the magic of television. It’s sort of a bummer when you realize that you’re the Jim Belushi to her Courtney Thorne-Smith.
After abusing wife Celie in every imaginable way (including isolating her from her beloved sister and making her fix up his gross living conditions and troll kids), Mister Albert moves his mistress into their house and makes Celie her servant. Perhaps the only bigger monster is Celie's stepfather, who gave her away to Mister Albert.